Friday 22 March 2013

Wannabe Followers

Okay, I know I haven't posted in aaaaagggeeees (ages in case you didn't get that :P) but I have a semi reasonable excuse AND I'll make this one extra full and interesting and Georgia-ry.

First off I have a total of...... ZERO followers but luckily for me, I have a good imagination so I will make up some wannabe followers:

My number one fan is Isabel, she checks my blog everyday for new posts and secretly wants to be me. She desperately wants to contact me and follow me (on blogger not as a stalker) but her dad is extremely strict and bans all kinds of technology and she can only use the computer at school. She's scared that if she makes any kind of connection with me her father will somehow find out and KILL HER!!! (maybe figuratively) So she is my number one wannabe follower.

Then there is Joel, now Joel is Head Boy at his school and possibly one of the most popular boys in his entire county (slight exaggeration) he's very busy with his job as head boy and his other school activities, such as being captain of the football team, so he doesn't think following me would be a good idea because he would become a slave to my blog and would lose all hope in his studies etc.

Then there is Filip he is Portuguese and despite his limited English, he absolutely adores my blog but because he grew up in a very poor family he has little experience of computers and the internet and he doesn't know HOW to follow me as much as he wants to. 

All these situations are of course very sad but you know, these things happen. I just thought I'd give you that very (not-at-all) factual information in case you were wondering about my lack of followers.

Sorreee about the lack of posts recently, I have been super super super busy and I know that everyone says that but seriously. Believe me. Anyways, thank you for being awesome if you are reading this :)))

Danke peeople,
Georgia :P

Oh and a shout out to Stacey my awesome friend who is sitting next to me right now!! :)